Oh my lord!

Sometimes it is hard to try to run a humour blog when you find websites like these where people are hilarious without even knowing it: www.landoverbaptist.net

The first thing you see when you enter this page is this infomerchial:

Demons? In my rectum? It is more likley than you think. You cant even make that stuff up!

Here are some other quotes from this wonderful site:
About the Moomins:
"The Moomins themselves are white pig/hippo like demons that live in the Moomin Valley. Their appearance is taken from bible part where Jesus drives devil out of two men.

The Hemulen

Maybe the most deviant of all creatures in Moomin valley. This seemingly harmless elder chap is truly a libertine and abomination. He lives alone, wears a purple dress, collects butterflies and stamps and like frolicking with younger males of the Moomin valley. This lewd sodomite goes constantly on sex vacations. "
- Hm, Im afraid I missed that part when Hemulen went on a sex vacation, is it like a special edition book or something?

Reasons for why Sweden is the most evil country on the planet:

1. Being jealous of the huge Swedish gay community, Abba star Agnetha Fältskog invented backdoor sex between males and females. She created an entirely new pornographic industry that way and directly caused the global AIDS pandemic which caused million of horrible deaths.
2. Sweden has completely integrated its pornographic industry with its religious activities. It is quite common for Pastors to have threesomes during ceremonies.
3. In Sweden, they celebrate the new year with human sacrifice and bestiality. While it is true that about 80% of the Swedes belong to the church, the actions of those people tell whole other stories. According to several studies, the 2% of the Swedes that actually attend church, only go there to get drunk, masturbate and have Satanic orgies. The other 78% are busy hating God and trolling the internet. In fact, there will probably be several Swedes in this very thread saying that what you're saying is not true. They'll go to ridiculous lengths to get their false point across

Well I should say that these reasons are quite enough for God to hate Sweden, if they were TRUE!

But my favorite thing is not actually all these "facts", it is this guy:


FINALLY, someone is putting back the "stud" in Bible Study! YOU GO PASTOR EZEKIEL!